The Rules

The Rules:
1. Do what your mother says to do in a timely and respectful manner.
2. Do not do anything that would hurt anyone or anything in your family; the immediate and/or the extended family.
3. Should you break these rules, you will be called before father for the talk of a lifetime.
4. Your subject matter is not to be socially unacceptable in the eyes of mother or father.
5. Your activity is to abide with the laws of God, humankind, and government.